Chika Kinsky: cutting a deep impression

Your six blade knife can do anything for you
Anything you want it to
One blade for breaking my heart
One blade for tearing me apart
Your six blade knife-do anything for you
~ Mark Knopfler

One blade proved enough for Chika Kinsky to make an impression in Kemang’s KFF (Kemang Food Festival), where she knifed a university student named Dini Novianti with a switchblade knife as stunned diners looked on in horror.

The attack took place on Monday and reportedly resulted in Dini being taken to the JMC hospital for treatment.

Violent attacks by celebrities are not unknown in Indonesia – most notable was Julia Perez’s altercation with Dewi Persik – but this is the first time an Indonesian female celeb is known to have knifed someone.

Whether this marks (sic) a worrying new trend is anyone’s guess. But one thing’s for sure – this smoking-hot hot-head is bound to cut a lasting impression wherever she goes! Hahaha!

Chika Kinsky

What would you rather have: Vitalia Sesha or a new Chopard Happy Sport watch?

Okay; let’s look at the watch first.

The Chopard Happy Sport La vie en rose watch has the signature elements of the Happy Sports series: gorgeous mobile diamonds that travel freely across the mother-of-pearl dial which has a contoured rose on it!

It’s a Chopard, which if you didn’t know, makes some of the finest watches on the planet - and probably in the entire universe as well.

Prices go up to Rp299 billion but the one given to Vitalia Sesha by Ahmad Fathanah, an aide to former PKS chairman Luthfi Hasan Ishaaq, is cheap by comparison at a trifling Rp70 million.

Yes, the Chopard Happy Sport watch is so unbelievably sexy and gorgeous, you’d never want to get your hands off it. And Ahmad Fathanah was probably thinking the same thing – and not just about the watch!

As for the lovely Vitalia Sesha, well, she is also a pleasure to behold - but unlike the exquisitely crafted Chopard Happy Sport watch (which is made in Switzerland), her curves and exquisite lines are undoubtedly a heavenly creation. Get her on your wrist arm and you’d be the envy of your friends.

Compared to the Chopard Happy Sport watch, the initial cost may seem much less. But watch out. Because the maintenance costs are much, much higher!!! Hahaha!

Vitalia Sesha

Just like the Chopard Happy Sport La vie en rose watch, Vitalia Sesha will set you back a pretty fortune.

Whulandary Herman: The HOT pictures

Best known for its fiery Minang cuisine and matriarchal culture, the Indonesian province of West Sumatra can now be proud that one of its finest daughters, the delightfully alluring Whulandary Herman (23), has been crowned as Miss Indonesia 2013, and will go on to represent the country in this year’s Miss Universe competition.

Whulandary beat off 37 other hotties, including South Sumatra’s Marisa Sartika Maladewi (first runner-up) and Bali’s Cok Istri Krisnanda (second runner-up).

Indonesia’s previous attempts to win the contest have often ended in farce with overweight contestants mumbling in broken English and, most disconcertingly of all, even refusing to wear swimwear.

So, is Whulandary the girl to end this miserable run? Well we certainly think so!

She has lovely skin-tone, don't you think?

What a great body she has!!!

Just as well the T-shirt is long enough...

Penelope Pitstop vs. Cinta Penelope

Penelope Pitstop is a fictional character from the legendary Hanna-Barbera animated series Wacky Races.

Cinta Penelope, by comparison is very much real and even has a ridiculously outlandish “tramp stamp” on her right arm.

Cinta Penelope

Driving her suggestively named “Compact Pussycat” automobile, Penelope Pitstop is in a constant battle to keep herself safe from the evil clutches of her archnemesis, the Hooded Claw.

Likewise, Cinta Penelope’s automobile could also be considered a pussy wagon, although the Indonesian headturner is said to have a liking for rogue types, especially westerners who she says she likes for their “openness” and “tolerance”.

Yet time seems to be running out for Cinta Penelope and her parents have suggested that she has an arranged marriage with a policeman.

Just how much more wacky can you get than that?!!!