1) Aged 25, you think Spongebob is still cool
2) You can focus better with one eye closed.
3) You decide to go to Ancol in the early hours because the fun park there will make you happy.
4) You think you look better in your underwear (actually you do but that’s besides the point).
5) You have never taken drugs on purpose but you still want to go to rehab anyway.
6) You’re not worried about drinking and driving as your Honda Jazz has a molded plastic compartment especially for your bottle of Chivas Regal.
7) You think that tattoo on your left ankle actually now looks quite nice and sophisticated.
8) You think the place where they kept you handcuffed overnight and took pictures of you virtually naked was really a “role play” hotel.
9) You’re not that worried they will treat your depression by prescribing you Prosac. #Irony.
10) You think the publicity generated by your trials and tribulations will give your modeling career a fresh impetus…