And she is the latest internet sensation!!!
From Facebook to Twitter - and from Blogs to Internet forums – the feline charms of this sultry cat have found an appreciative audience.
So move over Sinta and Jojo. Your time is up. Make way for the new Queen of the Internet!!!!
In the woods and looking confused. SpOOKy!!!
Sexy is as sexy does.
Some say that Wiandra bears an uncanny resemblance to Japanese video star Miyabi. What do you think?
Well, a recent study by researchers in Poland says it is because long legs show you have good genes and are well nourished.
Just like the exquisite Atiqah Hasiholan
Atiqah Hasiholan: the sexiest legs in Indonesia? Probably.
Fashion note: If you have short legs (most Indonesian women do!), don’t panic! Sure, growing longer legs is probably not an option – but you can find ways to make your legs look longer when compared to your overall body size. High heels are an obvious option, but they can be very painful. Alternatively, keep your dress as short as possible – but within reason of course!
… in prison!!!
Hahaha! And whilst on pregnancy jokes here’s one you might find funny:
It was the talk of the town when an 85 year-old man married a 20-year-old women.
Anyway, after a year she went to hospital to give birth.
The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow. "This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?" He answered, "You've got to keep that old motor running."
The following year she gave birth again. The same nurse said, "You really are amazing. How do you do it?" He again replied, "You've got to keep the old motor running."
And the same thing happened the following year. The nurse said, "You must be quite a man." He again responded, "You've got to keep that old motor running."
The nurse then said, "Well, you had better change the oil…
… this one's black."
“The scene in the swimming pool? Just a camera trick! It wasn’t as vulgar as it looked. In acting we have to be serious and show our professionalism.”
Yeah, right. We believe ya. Course we do….
Way to go, Indah Kala-lo!!!
Not to be confused, of course, with the new modeling sensation Cut Muthia.
Hands up if you think Cut Muthia has what it takes!
Cut Muthia is already damn hot, so why is she wearing a jacket?
Born in Java in 1950, of mixed origins, Laura Gemser remains to this today a unique beauty in the history of motion pictures.
She began her career modeling for fashion magazines, but after one of her pictures fell into the hands of an Italian movie producer, the rest is history, as they say.
Welcome to the world of soft prawn.
Her exotic features won her many fans the world over, but she will always be best remembered for her role as Black Emmanuelle.
My particular favorite is the classic “Emmanuelle And The Last Cannibals” (1977).
In this outrageous gorefeast, Laura Gemser (as the sexy journalist Emmanuelle) joins an expedition into the jungles of the Amazon.
Emmanuelle is of course extremely hot, fresh meat in every possible sense.
Enough to bring out the cannibal in anyone!!
Sexy TV star Julia Perez has fought off tough competition from the likes of former strongman Suharto and others to be declared as “the nation’s greatest hero”.
Nah. This is not true, unfortunately. But the strange thing is that it should be.
And why? Well, how many of those other heroes on the recently compiled list can claim to have saved as many Indonesian lives as Julie has?
According to the UNDP, there are an estimated 200,000 people living in Indonesia with HIV - about half of them contracting the virus through sex (the other half through sharing needles).
So that means that 100,000 people have HIV because they failed to use condoms.
So just imagine for yourself, then, how many Indonesians are free of HIV because they DID use a condom!
Well, we cannot know the number of course, but it must be in the tens of thousands and probably in the hundreds of thousands. And many of these people may have decided to use a condom only because they were convinced by Julia’s claims that condoms offer a “safe and enjoyable ride.” (traditionally, Indonesian men have rejected condoms on the basis they reduce pleasure)
Julia’s brave efforts at promoting condom use have also helped reduce unwanted pregnancies of course – a really huge problem in Indonesia.
Estimates vary but some put the number of abortions in Indonesia at an incredible 2-3 million a year!
Not only are abortions unpleasant but they can also be life threatening in Indonesia as many unwanted pregnancies are aborted using traditional techniques like massage (no, don’t even think about it!) or the consumption of potent jamu medicines.
So, well done Julia and thanks for making Indonesia a much better place!
You are a life saver and a true hero!!!
List of Hero Candidates (excluding Julia Perez)
1. Former Jakarta Governor Ali Sadikin (West Java)
2. Habib Sayid Al Jufrie (Central Sulawesi)
3. Former president Soeharto (Central Java)
4. Former president Abdurrahman Wahid (East Java)
5. Andi Depu (West Sulawesi)
6. Johanes Leimena (Maluku)
7. Abraham Dimara (Papua)
8. Andi Makkasau (South Sulawesi)
9. Pakubuwono X (Central Java)
10. Sanusi (West Java)
"It's the biggest joke among my friends," she said.
"But I don’t mind as it seems to be my winning bikini."
But while the bikini is nice, one can’t help but think that other factors have played a part in her deserved success…
Grace Brenton is blessed with a fine bikini
It’s Olla Ramlan, an Indonesian supermodel with a particularly bizarre inclination –
- she likes to get tattooed scribblings all over her body!!!
And so passionate is she about these tattoos that she has already got 12 of them done!
Two of the tattoos are the names of her mother and father.
This one is her mother’s name:
But that still leaves another 10 unaccounted for.
What they are and - more interestingly – where they are - is open to conjecture, but I think I have a damn good idea where some of them might be! Hahaha!
Below: the view from behind. How many tattoos can you spot?
And if you said three, you are correct! Well done!
Forget the boring men in suits - for what we have here is a highly talented artist with a voice so husky and sensual that it will send shivers right down your spine.
And she doesn’t look too bad either – even in some old fisherman’s nets!
“I can’t wait to get home,” says one of them. “When I do, I’m going to rip my wife’s panties right off!”
“I know the feeling,” his friend says. "I've been working so damn hard lately it feels as if I'm not even married any longer."
“No, I’m serious,” says the first man…
… “they’re tight as hell and hurting me bad!”
And talking of panties, here’s Cathy Sharon…
And that’s all I’m gonna say about this ridiculous film.
(Other than it features the wonderfully leggy Fahrani!!!)
You’d have a bemused look on your face too, if you had your head between Fahrani’s legs!!!
Cast: Fahrani , Agus Ringgo, Barry Prima, Barri Bintang, Joe Project, Weni Rosaline
The plot is dire as you might expect, and the double entendres come so thick and fast that you’ll probably be gagging by the time it’s all over…
Dewi Persik certainly likes her bakso.
Lihat Boleh, Pegang Jangan (Look, Don’t Touch) - although Dewi doesn’t agree!
Dewi Perssik, Dimas Seto, Steve Emmanuel, Shinta Bachir, Mahadewi
I see her face just like the perfect dream
Her Indonesian language skills may not be up to much, but that didn’t stop Jakarta’s Nadine from brushing aside 37 other competitors to be crowned Miss Indonesia 2010 at the Jakarta Convention Center, Friday night.
The English born beauty had an expression of complete disbelief and surprise when the announcement of her victory was made – but, then again, that could have simply been because she didn’t understand what the hell was going on.
But Nadine’s victory represents astute thinking on the part of the Indonesian judges, who are probably more than aware that Nadine will be much better able to answer the questions asked to her in English at the Miss Universe 2011 contest that she will represent Indonesia in. She’s also unlikely to have any qualms about showing off her hot bod in a bikini – it was the refusal to do this that shattered poor old Qory’s chances at this year’s event.
So well done Nadine - who also gets the prize of a nice car (alas not a Jag, as befits an English born beauty queen) and a full year’s salary from cosmetics producer Mustika Ratu.
A true beauty queen but Nadine ain’t afraid to show off her “wild side”
Indonesia’s Angel Lelga – now rebranded as Angeliq - is set to work with a po-rn star!!!
Impossible you say - but it’s true.
But not in an AV film. And certainly not as a por-no actress.
Rather, the simply heavenly Angel will play the role as the younger sister of American po-rn star Tera Patrick in a new film now being made by KK Dheraj.
Go for it Angel!!!
Angel Lelga in bed, but very much alone...
And the tears come streaming down her face as she relives the “ups and downs” of getting married at the tender age of 17.
The story begins nine years ago when Aida, then only a tender 16 years old, was still taking her seat at her local Senior High School.
But school wasn’t her only interest and like many other kids her age she had dreams of becoming famous.
Not many people gave her much chance but she proved them wrong and shot to stardom as the singer of the dangdut song, Ayam Jago.
But little did she know that her scintillating performance had attracted the attention of ustadz Zainuddin MZ.
And it wasn’t her singing he was interested in either!!!
"Aku ketemu sewaktu mengisi acara nyanyi di puncak yang diselenggarakan sebuah organisasi. Waktu itu teman aku bilang bahwa Zainuddin MZ akan datang. Tapi aku tidak percaya, sebab dia itu kan dai besar, tidak mungkinlah datang ke acara dangdutan seperti itu. Tapi ternyata bener dia datang” ungkap Aida.
To cut a long story short, he offered to marry her in a nikah siri (basically an underhand marriage – convenient if things turn pair-shaped and you want to get divorced but don’t want to pay her off).
And, incredibly - for reasons that only she can understand - she accepted.
Far more likely, of course, is that the film – which is being produced by KK Dheraj – is just another one of those titillating horror flicks that Indonesians love so much. Or perhaps a romantic comedy - not!
So what do we know about Tera Patrick?
Well, that she’s hot. Very, very hot.
Astonishingly good looks got her into a modeling career, and she never really looked back, appearing as a centerfold in Play-boy and as a very popular "Pet of the Month" in Penthaus.
Things quickly progressed and it wasn’t long before she was doing the business in fully-fledged AV films after starting her own production company called "Teravision”.
Tera’s first film “Desperate" was soon followed by 2007’s classic “inTERActive” – the fastest selling Hustler release ever (exclusively available in Indonesia at select Glodok stores!)
Good work, Tera!
A pretty face….
And a sensational full figure…
Tera Patrick will surely thrill Indonesian audiences in her Indonesian film debut!!!
It’s a Leica, which if you didn’t know, makes some of the finest cameras and lenses on the planet - and probably in the entire universe as well. And wow! - the new Leica M9 ‘Titanium’ is so unbelievably sexy and gorgeous, you’ll never want to get your hands off it. Quite simply, an utterly beautiful creation, designed by Leica in association with Walter de’Silva, the chief designer of the Volkswagen Group. Yep: get one of these, and your mates really would turn green with envy! Performance is also exceptional if you pair it up with the wonderful Leica Summilux-M 35mm f/1.4 ASPH lens. Only 500 made. Cons: price tag of a cool £19,800 (Rp280 million)!!!
As for the lovely Syahrini, well, she is also a pleasure to behold - but unlike the manmade titanium body of the Leica camera, her curves and exquisite lines are undoubtedly a heavenly creation. Get her on your arm – rather than in your pocket - and again you’d be the envy of your mates. As for the cons? Pretty much the same as with the Leica, I’m afraid…
And one of them will be Julia Perez.
She is famous for the scorpion tattooed onto the lower left of her stomach.
What will Julia’s grandchildren think of that?!!!
And Julia has also had the back of her neck tattooed:
There are also reports that Julia is thinking about getting a rose tattoo done on one of her boobs. But let’s hope not: it may look okay now but in another 40 years she might find she has a long-stemmed rose in a hanging basket!
Note: scorpion tattoos are very popular among members of street gangs as the design is said to afford the bearer protection from danger. More ominously still, the scorpion has long been an emblem of treachery, death, envy and wickedness, as a result of the nasty sting from its tail which can be fatal. So be careful if you get too close to Julia. Ouch!!!!