Julie Octha: Take me out!!

Would you want to take out Julie Octha?

Of course you would!

She is so hot and sexy that she would make a very good date.

But you’d better have deep pockets. Because the sizzling hot 21 year old is a self confessed cewek matre (material girl), who is only interested in dating rich guys!

Julie Octha wants the good life; her motto: dough or die!

And if you aren't loaded, this is what she says to you:



She dresses on credit, but she will only undress for cash – in this case for a well known Indonesian men’s magazine:

Way to go!!!

Sheila Majid concert in Jakarta

Bruce is driving over Sydney Harbour Bridge when he sees his girlfriend Sheila just about to throw herself off the bridge into the water far below.

Bruce slams on the brakes & shouts "G'day Sheila! What the hell do you think you're doing?"

Sheila turns around with a tear in her eye and says "G'day Bruce - You got me pregnant & so now I'm gonna kill myself."

Bruce gets a lump in his throat when he hears this and says "Sheila, not only are you a great root, but you're a real sport."

Hahaha!

But you don’t just find shelias in Aus; they are also found elsewhere, even in Asia. A famous example being the acclaimed Malaysian singer and sex symbol, Sheila Majid, who will be heading to the Big Durian (Jakarta) to give a concert on 23 September.

Tanggal: 23 Sep 2010
Tempat/Venue: Plenary Hall, Jakarta Convention Center,
Senayan
Kota: Jakarta
Harga:
VVIP : Rp. 2.500.000,-
VIP : Rp. 2.000.000,-
Class 1 : Rp. 1.000.000,-
Class 2 : Rp. 800.000,-
Festival : Rp. 500.000,-

No, tickets are NOT cheap. But this is the price you have to pay to be in the presence of this beautiful and sexy lady….

Wow, look at that sheila over there!

Aw shuddup Kev, yer whinging like a f***ing SHEILA.

No glory for Qory Sandioriva at Miss Universe 2010

The finest daughters of Indonesia’s far-flung province of Aceh keep making the news and after Cut Tari’s (s)exploits, it’s been Qory Sandioriva’s turn to step into the spotlight at this year’s Miss Universe contest.

Young Qory, although tracing her bloodline back to Aceh, was actually born in Jakarta on 17 August 1991 – which also happens to be Indonesia’s Independence Day of course – meaning her nationalistic credentials are beyond reproach.

But although the Big Durian may have brought out the “wild side” in young Qory, the Aceh starlet still opted to wear a swimsuit at the Miss Universe contest rather than a more revealing bikini.

Bad move.


You don’t win Miss Universe looking like this Qory

And poor Qory also suffered from the same handicap that afflicted other Indonesian beauties in the past (remember Nadine?) – her English is CRAP.

When asked what was the best advice she could give to a man she replied:

"I think when you down the women can make you up, and I think the women can be said that "I have advice for you" if you way up, you have to be nice with people, include women, so when you down, women can be nice with you.”

Huh? Does she mean “When you go down on the women”?

If so, what a naughty devil she’s been!!! Hahaha!

Ultimately, Qory was no match for the Mexican contestant Jimena Navarette, who astutely advised parents to teach kids “family values” - and looked damn hot in a bikini to boot (that’s what the judges want to see, Qory).

The delightful Miss Mexico (Jimena Navarette) showed Qory how it should be done.

Natalie Foxy seeks a husband!

All bright-eyed and bushy-tailed – er-hum – the simply divine Natalie Foxy is now on the prowl for a suitable husband. “I’m already bored of dating. I want to get married soon.” “And yes I’m still single, but I really don’t want to mess around (anymore?)”, she told a local reporter on Sunday. So, you’re interested, are you? But you’d better watch out. We’ve heard she has a really vicious bite… Natalie Foxy can drink a bit too! Taking a rest, this fox is easily identifiable by its markings on both arm and leg.

D’Love Movie with Aurelie Moeremans and Rebecca Reijman

Indonesia is some way behind more enlightened countries when it comes to the prickly problem of whether or not to recognize “gay marriage”.

And that’s not gonna change anytime soon.

So any sort of film that brings taboo issues like this out into the open needs to be commended – and especially if it features the talents of Indonesian starlets like Aurelie Moeremans and Rebecca Reijman.

And this film doesn’t just go beyond the realms of plausibility, but turns reality onto its head, creating a sort of absurd parody of the Big Durian.

Take Elmo for example. He’s the kid of an absurdly rich corrupter. So what does he decide to do? Well, leave his parent’s luxury home and live on the streets. Yeah, right!

And then there’s Aprilia (Aurelie Moeremans). She is, well, beautiful. And the daughter of a maid who’s been adopted by Baskara (Ahmad Albar), a wealthy gay.

So she falls in love with Elmo, who being a street dude is obviously a big catch for the ladies as he also hooks up with the hot and sexy Neina (Rebecca Reijman).

And so a nice little triangular love story develops. Way to go!

Nakalnya Anak Muda: Movie Review

If you can’t make fresh crap then recycle the old turds.

A tried and tested approach in filmmaking and the formula adopted by Mitra Pictures in the creation of their latest horror masterpiece.

Right down to the film poster:

The film poster for “Nakalnya anak muda”


The film poster for “Air Terjun Pengantin”

Yep, no prizes for originality here.

And although the film is suggestively titled Nakalnya Anak Muda (How Naughty Young People Are), it lacks the sorts of erotic scenes that made Last Tango in Paris and Quiet Days in Clichy, such great films.

The immeasurable talent of Ratu Felisha and Uli Auliani tragically unrealized in the same way that England’s Italian coach Fabio Capello failed to get anything out of Wayne Rooney during the 2010 World Cup.

What a waste!

Starring
Ratu Felisha
Uli Auliani (who was also in Akibat Pergaulan Bebas, of course)
Fero Walandouw
Billy Ade Sumirat
Rozie Mahally
Rommy Ravalzy