Ujian Keperawanan Indonesia

Ada dua laki laki Indonesia yg lagi omong rencana pernikaan salah satunya.

“Tapi, bagaimana saya tahu dia tidak bohong dan dia masih perawanan?,” laki yg akan menikah tanya temannya.

Temannya balas: “Itulah gampang. Kamu hanya perlu cet merah, cet biru dan sepotong bamboo. Kamu harus ngecet satu bolamu merah dan satu biru. Kalau dia tertawa malam pernikaan dan bilang: “mereka adalah bola paling lucu yg saya pernah lihat!” kamu harus pukul dia dengan bamboo loh!!!!!”


 Keperawanan Bukan Untuk Dijual And so we have Keperawanan Bukan Untuk Dijual (My Virginity Is Not For Sale), yet another titillating masterpiece from those fine folk at Rapi Film, who previously gave us the equally preposterous The Virgin’s Shroud.

But while the lovely girls in Keperawanan Bukan Untuk Dijual may not be willing to sell their virginity, it doesn’t mean they wouldn’t be willing to give it away for free of course.

And there’s another reason why they may not be able to sell their virginity of course –

Because they don’t have their virginity to sell!!!!!!! Hahaha!!!!

 Chindy Anggrina and Arumi Bachsin in Keperawanan Bukan Untuk Dijual
Are Chindy Anggrina and Arumi Bachsin “for sale”? You’ll have to watch the film to find out

Also starring: Leylarey Lesesne and Okkie Callerista

Julia Perez and Istri Bo’ongan film review

This film puts an interesting twist on the conventional “Meet the Parents” theme to create a movie plot only slightly less believable than Ariel or Luna Maya’s version of events in the ongoing sex video saga.

Okay. So what we have here is a young chap (Arya) who has promised to introduce his girlfriend (Amara) to his parents after not seeing them for over two years.

But Arya is very, very nervous about the whole thing.

Now why could this be?

sexy Julia Perez (not bugil) and Istri Bo’ongan film review
Well, you might be thinking it’s because Amara - with her tattoos and revealing clothes - is just not the “sort of girl you want to take home to meet your parents”.

But you’d be wrong.

Cos what really worries Arya is that Amara is a successful career woman!!

And his parents wouldn’t like that would they?!

So what does Arya do? Well, he persuades an equally sexy girl (called Fani) to pretend to be his girlfriend and to agree to meet his parents in place of Amara. For a cool Rp30 million - naturally.

Now, for that sort of money Fani (what a silly name that is) would probably be willing to do a lot more than just meet his parents but Arya, good chap that he is, doesn’t press the point.

But on the way to his parent’s house in Magelang, the inevitable happens of course, and Arya falls in love with Fani.

Uh oh….

sexy Julia Perez
Julia Perez: Would you take her home to meet your parents?

Istri Bo’ongan stars (sic): Fahrani, Dwi Sasono, Julia Perez, Jessica Iskandar, Joe Ricard, Tarzan Srimulat (Tarzan? Wtf!!!), Bari Binrang.

Luna Maya’s shock revelation!

When Toshiba took on Luna Maya as their brand ambassador some bright spark at the Japanese electronics giant came up with the rather salacious and (as it turns out to be) highly prophetic tag line “Luna Loves It”.

Yes quite.

So with egg on their face, the Boys at Tosh are now scrambling to get things cleaned up by closing down their Indonesian website as they give it a full makeover.

I wonder what lovely Luna would make of that?

gambar sexy Luna Maya, Toshiba Lux

Rahma Azhari in Rayuan Arwah Penasaran

Wow! Rayuan Arwah Penasaran is now out! But while most of the gossipmongers debate the upper half of Rahma Azhari’s undeniably attractive body, what is just as interesting is that the film poster for the film is yet another work of unashamed plagiarism – this time of the poster for the classic film “Where the Truth Lies”.

About the only creative thing the makers of the Rayuan Arwah Penasaran film poster did, was to flip the perspective of the original image!

So I’ve flipped it back again!

 Rayuan Arwah Penasaran poster

And here’s the poster for “Where the Truth Lies”:

 Where the Truth Lies  poster

Rahma Azhari

Cut Tari Ariel Sex Tape: fake, or not?

Tight fitting jeans may recently have been outlawed in Aceh, but one of the finest daughters of this radical Indonesian outpost is currently making waves in cyberspace.

And for all the wrong reasons….

 Cut Tari Ariel Peter Pan video twitter
Malu Malu… Kenapa sih?!!!!!

 Cut Tari Ariel Peter Pan video twitter
Okay, Cut.. Only smile if it’s true. Ah ha!!!!!!!!!

Does Luna Maya have a tattoo?

Okay. So here's the deal:

The girl in the notorious sex video has a butterfly tattooed on her left hip.

And here is a pic of Luna Maya frolicking around at the beach.

The question is - can you see the butterfly or not?

Luna Maya Ariel tattoo pantai beach video Look hard and look close. Can you see the butterfly? (click on the image to see the large size version)

Can you see Luna Maya’s tattoo?Luna learning something about the much-loved doggie position at the beach!