Jennifer Dunn Indonesia: Dipenjara empat tahun!

Hell, this is tragic.

One of Indonesia’s most voluptuous starlets sentenced to four years in jail for drugs offences:

Pengadilan Negeri Jakarta Barat menjatuhkan hukuman 4 tahun penjara kepada pemain sinetron pendatang baru Jennifer Dunn. Jenn terbukti bersalah menyimpan 7 butir ekstasi.

Yes, that’s right – four years just for 7 pills. Now if my mathematics is right that’s more than six months for each of the little pills!

And besides that she has also been fined Rp150 million (about US$15,000)

"Hakim memberikan putusan 4 tahun penjara dikurangi masa tahanan dan denda sebesar Rp 150 juta kepada Jennifer Dunn," kata ketua majelis hakim Martinus Bala.

So that’s Rp21 million for each pill! Bloody expensive huh?

Oh well.

She still looks fine.

So let’s just hope the prison wardens don’t ask for any special favors ;)

Jennifer Dunn Indonesia: sexy Dipenjara tiga tahun!

Maria Eva mau jadi Bupati juga!

It’s not only Jupe (Julia Perez) who has political aspirations.

So too does Maria Eva - a sexy dangdut singer and one-time actress in a skin flick with a Golkar politician.

 Maria Eva mau jadi Bupati You are on camera: smile please!

But her efforts to canvass support from public figures in the East Java town of Sidoarjo doesn’t seem to have impressed too many political parties.

And according to Detik, Partai Amanat Nasional (PAN) is also not interested in choosing her as the party’s candidate:

Sidoarjo - Sama dengan halnya Partai Demokrat, Partai Amanat Nasional (PAN) juga tak akan mengusung Maria Eva dalam pemilihan Bupati Sidoarjo, Juli 2010 mendatang. Alasannya, mereka sudah punya calon sendiri yang diusung dari partai.

"Sudah pasti tidak akan mengusung Maria Eva. Kita sudah punya calon sendiri yang saat ini sedang digodok di DPW dan DPP," kata Sekretaris DPW PAN Jatim, Sunartoyo, saat berbincang dengan detiksurabaya.com, Selasa (13/4/2010).

Oh well. Maria Eva needn’t feel disheartened. There are still other political parties which might select her – including one which begins with the letter “G”.

Now wouldn’t that be a turn up for the books!

Indy Rahmawati: cantik dan cerdas

There is much to be said in favour of modern journalism. By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.”

>Oscar Wilde

Indy Rahmawati is one of the early morning angels to appear on Indonesian TV and her quick wit and attractive appearance has won her many fans.

 Indy Rahmawati: cantik dan cerdas
 Indy Rahmawati: cantik dan cerdas
But now her name is being dragged through the mud and that’s very sad.

TVOne has found itself in a very embarrassing situation and is having to eat its words after a man claimed that the station paid him to pose as a case broker for an interview.

According to reports, the man claims that he was given Rp 1.5 million ($165) by TV anchor Indy Rahmawati to “pretend to be a former case broker at the National Police on her show”.

Now I don’t believe this is true. How could it be? TV stations making payments for TV interviews? What a ridiculous idea that would be!

Julia Perez: Indonesia's best DJ!

 Julia Perez DJ
Julia Perez would make a great DJ.

And here’s a very funny joke for you:

DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on Jakarta-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?"

Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."

DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to Bali if you win.
What is your name? First only please."

Contestant: "Budi."

DJ: "Budi, are you married or what?"

Budi: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."

DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."

Budi: "Ayu."

DJ: "Is Ayu at work, Budi?"

Budi: "She is gonna kill me."

DJ: "Stay with me here, Budi! Is she at work?"

Budi: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."

DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"

Budi: "About 8 o'clock this morning."

DJ: "Atta boy, Budi."

Budi: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."

DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"

Budi: "About 10 minutes."

DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake."

Budi: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."

DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning?

Budi: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."

DJ: "This sounds good, Budi. Where was it at?"

Budi: "Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for a couple of weeks..."

DJ: "Uh huh..."

Budi: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time."

DJ: "Atta boy, Budi."

Budi: "On the kitchen table."

DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Budi on hold, get this wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this."

[3 minutes of commercials follow. ]

DJ: "Okay audience; let's call Ayu, shall we?" (touch tones.....ringing....)

Clerk: "Kinkos."

DJ: "Hey, is Ayu around there somewhere?"

Clerk: "This is she."

DJ: "Ayu, this is Ed with JAKARTA-FM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Budi for a couple of hours now."

Ayu: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"

DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Budi knows not to give any\answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?"

Ayu: "No."

DJ: "Good!"

Budi: (laughing)

Ayu: (laughing) "Budi, what the hell are you up to?"

Budi: (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest."

DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Ayu. If your answers match Budi's answers, then the both of you will be off to Bali for 5 days on us.

Ayu: (laughing) "Yes."

DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Ayu?"

Ayu: "Oh God,....uh, this morning before Budi went to work."

DJ: "What time?"

Ayu: "Around 8 this morning."

DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"

Ayu: "12, 15 minutes maybe."

DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Ayu. You are one question away from a trip to Bali. Are you ready?"

Ayu: (laughing) "Yes."

DJ: "Where did you have it?"

Ayu: "OH MY GOD, BUDI!! You didn't tell them that did you?"

Budi: "Just tell him, honey."

DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Ayu?"

Ayu: "Well..."

DJ: Come on Ayu..... where did you have it?

Ayu: "Up the ar$e....."

After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a station break"

And the drivers of Jakarta almost crashed their cars laughing!

Siapa ayah anak Sheila Marcia?

JAKARTA, KOMPAS.com — Meskipun menegaskan bahwa Anji "Drive" bukan urusannya lagi, Rini "Idol" mengatakan, jika memang bayi Sheila Marcia merupakan anak kandung Anji, maka Anji harus bertanggung jawab.

Although explaining that she had nothing anymore to do with Anji "Drive", Rini "Idol" said that he MUST be responsible if he is the father.

Rini
If he made her pregnant, says Rini, I would expect him to be RESPONSIBLE.

But is Anji really the father? Well, Sheila. Please tell 

Otherwise we can only guess…


Who is the father of Sheila Marcia’s baby?
A politician
Tiger Woods
Bule (tourist)
Anji "Drive
John Terry
Other
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Tika Putri. In a bikini, naturally.

An 18-year-old girl bought herself a very tiny and sexy bikini.

She went home and put it on, then asked her mother how she looked in it.
She asked, "What do you think mum?"

Her mother replied, "I think that if I had worn that when I was your age, you'd be five years older!"

And here's Tika Putri. In a bikini, naturally.

Tika Putri. In a bikini