Sheila Majid concert in Jakarta

Bruce is driving over Sydney Harbour Bridge when he sees his girlfriend Sheila just about to throw herself off the bridge into the water far below.

Bruce slams on the brakes & shouts "G'day Sheila! What the hell do you think you're doing?"

Sheila turns around with a tear in her eye and says "G'day Bruce - You got me pregnant & so now I'm gonna kill myself."

Bruce gets a lump in his throat when he hears this and says "Sheila, not only are you a great root, but you're a real sport."


But you don’t just find shelias in Aus; they are also found elsewhere, even in Asia. A famous example being the acclaimed Malaysian singer and sex symbol, Sheila Majid, who will be heading to the Big Durian (Jakarta) to give a concert on 23 September.

Tanggal: 23 Sep 2010
Tempat/Venue: Plenary Hall, Jakarta Convention Center,
Kota: Jakarta
VVIP : Rp. 2.500.000,-
VIP : Rp. 2.000.000,-
Class 1 : Rp. 1.000.000,-
Class 2 : Rp. 800.000,-
Festival : Rp. 500.000,-

No, tickets are NOT cheap. But this is the price you have to pay to be in the presence of this beautiful and sexy lady….

Wow, look at that sheila over there!

 Sheila Majid concert in Jakarta Aw shuddup Kev, yer whinging like a f***ing SHEILA.