Julia Perez: Indonesia's best DJ!

 Julia Perez DJ
Julia Perez would make a great DJ.

And here’s a very funny joke for you:

DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on Jakarta-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?"

Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."

DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to Bali if you win.
What is your name? First only please."

Contestant: "Budi."

DJ: "Budi, are you married or what?"

Budi: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."

DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."

Budi: "Ayu."

DJ: "Is Ayu at work, Budi?"

Budi: "She is gonna kill me."

DJ: "Stay with me here, Budi! Is she at work?"

Budi: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."

DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"

Budi: "About 8 o'clock this morning."

DJ: "Atta boy, Budi."

Budi: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."

DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"

Budi: "About 10 minutes."

DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake."

Budi: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."

DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning?

Budi: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."

DJ: "This sounds good, Budi. Where was it at?"

Budi: "Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for a couple of weeks..."

DJ: "Uh huh..."

Budi: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time."

DJ: "Atta boy, Budi."

Budi: "On the kitchen table."

DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Budi on hold, get this wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this."

[3 minutes of commercials follow. ]

DJ: "Okay audience; let's call Ayu, shall we?" (touch tones.....ringing....)

Clerk: "Kinkos."

DJ: "Hey, is Ayu around there somewhere?"

Clerk: "This is she."

DJ: "Ayu, this is Ed with JAKARTA-FM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Budi for a couple of hours now."

Ayu: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"

DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Budi knows not to give any\answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?"

Ayu: "No."

DJ: "Good!"

Budi: (laughing)

Ayu: (laughing) "Budi, what the hell are you up to?"

Budi: (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest."

DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Ayu. If your answers match Budi's answers, then the both of you will be off to Bali for 5 days on us.

Ayu: (laughing) "Yes."

DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Ayu?"

Ayu: "Oh God,....uh, this morning before Budi went to work."

DJ: "What time?"

Ayu: "Around 8 this morning."

DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"

Ayu: "12, 15 minutes maybe."

DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Ayu. You are one question away from a trip to Bali. Are you ready?"

Ayu: (laughing) "Yes."

DJ: "Where did you have it?"

Ayu: "OH MY GOD, BUDI!! You didn't tell them that did you?"

Budi: "Just tell him, honey."

DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Ayu?"

Ayu: "Well..."

DJ: Come on Ayu..... where did you have it?

Ayu: "Up the ar$e....."

After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a station break"

And the drivers of Jakarta almost crashed their cars laughing!