Yes we failed to get Miyabi (Maria Ozawa) over.
But we haven’t failed this time!
So say hello to Rin Sakuragi!!
Can’t believe what you are seeing? Well, astonishing it is true. Because the legendary Japanese AV industry star – who is noted for her steaming hot performances in such film classics as Golden Pavilion Temple 2 and the Uniform Connection Special – is staring in the new Maxima Pictures movie, Suster Keramas!
In her heyday, Rin Sakuragi truly was the performer to beat. According to one article written in 1992, Rin Sakuragi could command fees of 3 million yen (more than $20,000) per video while other top AV starlets could only make around 1.5 to 2 million yen (about $10,000 to $15,000).
The Suster Keramas film is slated for a sensational opening night on the last night of the year, 31 December 2009, but I’m not sure there won’t be protests against this film once the more conservative elements in Indonesian society realize that a Japanese prawn star is taking the country by storm.
Anyway, to whet your appetite as it were, is a trailer for the new movie. Enjoy!
But time has moved on and the lovely Sharen now appears to be discarded.
Not that she didn’t cut it, I reckon, but perhaps because she simply aroused too much interest! Hahaha!
And that can’t have been good for public safety as the ads were often posted up on huge billboards in Jakarta:
Watch out! You’re gonna hit something if you don’t look were you’re driving!
In the new ads, the T shirts worn by the gaggle of XL girls are noticeably less tight than the one worn by Sharen.
And they also don’t charge by the second but instead offer their services for free!
And that’s got to be good news.
For road safety at least!
And the picture of the insatiable Dewi Perssik on the lawn, giving us all a wry smile while she keeps one hand firmly on a spurting hosepipe?!!
Well, it doesn’t get any more suggestive than that. Or does it? I mean there are, of course, many other suggestive images that the tired and lazy movie makers could come up with, but even they would not stoop to even lower depths than a spurting hosepipe.
Er, would they?
XXL Double Extra Large is the imaginatively titled sequel to XL. Despite its crassness, the film actually deals with fairly controversial subject matter and has the sultry Mei Chan (Melati) as the film’s main attraction.
We can criticize our Indonesian actresses all we like, but we cannot say they are not dedicated.
Take Tamara Blezinsky for example.
The producers of the new horror film Air Terjun Pengantin wanted her to have dark skin, so she went sunbathing every day in the scorching hot sun in the month before shooting!
And her skin went really dark.
So well done Tamara!
Chocolate? Doesn’t it taste great!
But quite what he’d make of this trio of sexy Indonesian DJs is anyone’s guess!
1) DJ Devina. As her name suggests, this divine creature is worthy of dedicated and regular worship. And I’m sure you agree:
2) DJ Milinka. This leggy wonder babe stays in shape by playing with big red balls. But who’s to say her novel approach to fitness hasn’t paid off?
3) DJ Alice Sophie Norin. Alice Sophie Norin has won widespread acclaim for her good taste in clothes among other things.
According to television reports she had been hit on the back of the head with some sort of blunt object. This caused her death.
There is no information about what she was doing in the apartment – or who she was with – but in most cases like this the murderer is almost always known by the victim.
A crime of passion?
Well, we will have to wait and see.
Tia’s photo from her Friendster account
And even *good* girls are getting them done.
Usually they are on either the upper shoulder or lower back.
Butterflies, flowers, and suns are popular designs.
But few girls go as far as the leggy Indonesian model Fahrani.
At first sight there don’t seem to be too many:
But just look at her left arm!
And as for her back, well, she doesn’t mess around does she!
Despite the allures of Fahrani, don’t bother watching the film Perjaka Terakhir (The Last Virgin) – it’s utter crap and even less interesting than having to watch old footage from one of those Suharto “speeches” he made at some elementary school back in the 1990s...
Spray it on and the chicks will be over you like flies on a freshly laid dog turd.
Yep folks, this is marketing that works and it does so because most guys will do anything to increase their chances of getting laid – especially if it only costs them a few bucks.
So don’t delay: head off to your local drugstore for a can of the fabled body spray now.
And who knows – you might get lucky right?
No wonder more guys in Indonesia are wearing Axe.
Wow! Those early morning exercises are certainly helping to ease the worries of this expectant mum!
There is only one place to be in Jakarta tonight (23 Oct 2009).
And that is at Blowfish (City Plaza @ Wisma Mulia, Jl. Gatot Subroto, No. 42. Telp: 021 5297 1234)
Because from 10pm onward, the incredibly talented DJ’s Mia Guzman and Emily Scott will be doing their best to raise temperatures to astronomically high levels.
Both girls are also top notch models in their own right, and as a torrid duo they are more than capable of creating a heat wave tonight.
In fact I think the thermometers might even crack…
*** Some men report it takes them several minutes to see the boat, so be patient and really focus!!
Yes folks, it really is difficult to take your eyes of Kiki Widyasari (Friderica Widyasari Dewi). And that’s not surprising really. Because, believe it or not, she was a hot model for the men’s magazine Popular before she changed career direction to become the Director of Business Development for the Indonesian Stock Exchange!
“Creating value through a focus on strategic assets” is a textbook investment strategy
Aceh’s Qory Sandioriva!!!!
But not everyone is rejoicing in her victory and the clerics up in Aceh have said that she has shamed the far flung province because she entered the competition without wearing a veil!
Quite how the judges would be able to ascertain her beauty if they couldn’t see her face is not explained, but, I suppose they could take into account other factors…
Qory Sandioriva shows some leg as well as her face
But looks can be deceiving, and despite her undeniably sweet and cute face, Miyabi makes her living from Japanese AV, a bizarre world in which sexy ladies do the strangest things unimaginable.
Yep unimaginable. And I mean really unimaginable.
Now I won’t delve into it too deeply (sorry!) but I will say that her first "inte##acial" title was called Multiple Bl#ck R#pe and it was released by Dasdas in May 2008 (no googling please: Minister for Communication and Information Technology Mohammad Nuh would NOT be pleased).
And after a series of “conventional films” she then recorded the infamous and highly controversial film Shemale O#gy Gan#ba#g R#pe (with three transsexual actresses naturally), followed by a film in the Japanese por#n tentacle r#pe genre called, unimaginatively enough, Monster Swallowing Ecstasy Maria Ozawa.
Anyway, the lovely lass is due over at the end of October to record footage for an Indonesian film called Menculik Miyabi (kidnapping Miyabi). For her services – none of which will be sexual you should understand – she stands to net a cool Rp1 billion.
Even into films and onto Fauzi Baadilla's belly button – admittedly objectionable content but hardly likely to corrupt the nation’s youth.
At the same time, the authorities didn’t like the tagline of the film either.
Entitled "Manusia terbaik di Indonesia adalah seorang penjahat" (The best man in Indonesia is a criminal) – it probably is just a tad too close to the truth :) - and all the posters had to be taped over only a month prior to the film's release (New Order style).
In his love life Fauzi Baadilah has also seen red and married the beautiful Uzbekistan model Senk Lotta.
So far she’s avoided the red tape over her body parts but experienced the red tape at immigration where she was asked to pay a Rp700,000 fine for failing to have an exit permit.
Well she should have red the rules shouldn’t she? Hahaha!
Yes; instant noodles do provide short term hunger relief. But if you really want to be satisfied it’s best to take your time and make the necessary preparations for the real thing…
Hot and spicy. And it’s not the noodles we are talking about either
And the suffering.
Nope, being deflowered over in Malaysia can’t have been nice.
But it sure turned out to be the career move of a lifetime!!!
I just wonder how they are gonna go about tackling the juicy parts. :)