Rin Sakuragi stars in the new Suster Keramas film!!!!!!

If at first you don’t succeed then try, try again.

Yes we failed to get Miyabi (Maria Ozawa) over.

But we haven’t failed this time!

So say hello to Rin Sakuragi!!

Rin Sakuragi stars in the new Suster Keramas film

Can’t believe what you are seeing? Well, astonishing it is true. Because the legendary Japanese AV industry star – who is noted for her steaming hot performances in such film classics as Golden Pavilion Temple 2 and the Uniform Connection Special – is staring in the new Maxima Pictures movie, Suster Keramas!

In her heyday, Rin Sakuragi truly was the performer to beat. According to one article written in 1992, Rin Sakuragi could command fees of 3 million yen (more than $20,000) per video while other top AV starlets could only make around 1.5 to 2 million yen (about $10,000 to $15,000).

The Suster Keramas film is slated for a sensational opening night on the last night of the year, 31 December 2009, but I’m not sure there won’t be protests against this film once the more conservative elements in Indonesian society realize that a Japanese prawn star is taking the country by storm.

Anyway, to whet your appetite as it were, is a trailer for the new movie. Enjoy!

Cewek cewek XL baru!

Sharen won the hearts and minds of many cellphone users for her simply stunning appearance in a series of XL ads in which she wears a body hugging orange T-shirt and charges only Rp1/sec.

But time has moved on and the lovely Sharen now appears to be discarded.

Not that she didn’t cut it, I reckon, but perhaps because she simply aroused too much interest! Hahaha!

And that can’t have been good for public safety as the ads were often posted up on huge billboards in Jakarta:

Watch out! You’re gonna hit something if you don’t look were you’re driving!


In the new ads, the T shirts worn by the gaggle of XL girls are noticeably less tight than the one worn by Sharen.


And they also don’t charge by the second but instead offer their services for free!

And that’s got to be good news.

For road safety at least!

XXL and Ku Tunggu Jandamu

Still remember Ku Tunngu Jandamu?

And the picture of the insatiable Dewi Perssik on the lawn, giving us all a wry smile while she keeps one hand firmly on a spurting hosepipe?!!


Well, it doesn’t get any more suggestive than that. Or does it? I mean there are, of course, many other suggestive images that the tired and lazy movie makers could come up with, but even they would not stoop to even lower depths than a spurting hosepipe.

Er, would they?


XXL Double Extra Large is the imaginatively titled sequel to XL. Despite its crassness, the film actually deals with fairly controversial subject matter and has the sultry Mei Chan (Melati) as the film’s main attraction.

Tamara Blezinsky in Air Terjun Pengantin

Wow!

We can criticize our Indonesian actresses all we like, but we cannot say they are not dedicated.

Take Tamara Blezinsky for example.

The producers of the new horror film Air Terjun Pengantin wanted her to have dark skin, so she went sunbathing every day in the scorching hot sun in the month before shooting!

And her skin went really dark.

So well done Tamara!

Chocolate? Doesn’t it taste great!



 Tamara Blezinsky Getting ready it seems… Hmm, what’s going to come next I wonder?



 Tamara Blezinsky
Oh my God! What is she doing?!!!!!!!

Battle of the Sexy Indonesian DJs: Alice Norin, Devina and Milinka

John Peel was known for his eclectic tastes in music and won a loyal following among disaffected youths across England during the upheavals of the Thatcher era.

But quite what he’d make of this trio of sexy Indonesian DJs is anyone’s guess!

1) DJ Devina. As her name suggests, this divine creature is worthy of dedicated and regular worship. And I’m sure you agree:

 DJ Devina

2) DJ Milinka. This leggy wonder babe stays in shape by playing with big red balls. But who’s to say her novel approach to fitness hasn’t paid off?

 DJ Milinka

3) DJ Alice Sophie Norin. Alice Sophie Norin has won widespread acclaim for her good taste in clothes among other things.

 DJ Alice Sophie Norin

Who is Indonesia's sexiest DJ?
DJ Devina
DJ Milinka
DJ Alice Sophie Norin
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Setianti Dwi Retno: Rest in Peace

The good die young. How often have you heard that been said? Marilyn Monroe (36), Lady Di (36), Kurt Cobain (27), Alda Risma (24), and now, the beautiful but largely unknown model Setianti Dwi Retno (or to her friends Tia), who has been found dead at Apartemen Mediterania tower H floor 25 HE, believed murdered.

According to television reports she had been hit on the back of the head with some sort of blunt object. This caused her death.

There is no information about what she was doing in the apartment – or who she was with – but in most cases like this the murderer is almost always known by the victim.

A crime of passion?

Well, we will have to wait and see.

 Setianti Dwi Retno
Tia’s photo from her Friendster account

Sexy Fahrani: the tattoo and Perjaka Terakhir

Once reserved for sailors, premen and the occasional hook-er, tattoos are now getting much more popular in Indonesia.

And even *good* girls are getting them done.

Usually they are on either the upper shoulder or lower back.

Butterflies, flowers, and suns are popular designs.

But few girls go as far as the leggy Indonesian model Fahrani.

At first sight there don’t seem to be too many:



But just look at her left arm!



And as for her back, well, she doesn’t mess around does she!



Despite the allures of Fahrani, don’t bother watching the film Perjaka Terakhir (The Last Virgin) – it’s utter crap and even less interesting than having to watch old footage from one of those Suharto “speeches” he made at some elementary school back in the 1990s...

YAWN!

Asmirandah and the Axe effect

the Axe effect
Axe.

Spray it on and the chicks will be over you like flies on a freshly laid dog turd.

Yep folks, this is marketing that works and it does so because most guys will do anything to increase their chances of getting laid – especially if it only costs them a few bucks.

So don’t delay: head off to your local drugstore for a can of the fabled body spray now.

And who knows – you might get lucky right?

 Asmirandah No wonder more guys in Indonesia are wearing Axe.

Sheila Marcia in Pondok Bambu prison!

Despite being in the early stages of pregnancy (father unknown), some recent pictures reportedly taken at the Pondok Bambu prison for drug offenders seem to show that Sheila Marcia is doing her best to keep fit:


Sheila Marcia Wow! Those early morning exercises are certainly helping to ease the worries of this expectant mum!

Emily Scott and Mia Guzman: Blowfish Jakarta!

Holy Mackerel!

There is only one place to be in Jakarta tonight (23 Oct 2009).

And that is at Blowfish (City Plaza @ Wisma Mulia, Jl. Gatot Subroto, No. 42. Telp: 021 5297 1234)

Because from 10pm onward, the incredibly talented DJ’s Mia Guzman and Emily Scott will be doing their best to raise temperatures to astronomically high levels.

Both girls are also top notch models in their own right, and as a torrid duo they are more than capable of creating a heat wave tonight.

In fact I think the thermometers might even crack…


 Emily Scott ..................Emily Scott

Mia Guzman ...............Mia Guzman

Kiki Widyasari: an asset play

Stare at this pic. After about 30 seconds you should begin to see a boat appear in the background. Amazing!

*** Some men report it takes them several minutes to see the boat, so be patient and really focus!!



Kiki Widyasari
Yes folks, it really is difficult to take your eyes of Kiki Widyasari (Friderica Widyasari Dewi). And that’s not surprising really. Because, believe it or not, she was a hot model for the men’s magazine Popular before she changed career direction to become the Director of Business Development for the Indonesian Stock Exchange!

Kiki Widyasari“Creating value through a focus on strategic assets” is a textbook investment strategy



Kiki WidyasariDespite a turbulent investment climate, Kiki remains undaunted

Qory Sandioriva

And who’s won this year’s Putri Indonesia contest?

Aceh’s Qory Sandioriva!!!!

But not everyone is rejoicing in her victory and the clerics up in Aceh have said that she has shamed the far flung province because she entered the competition without wearing a veil!

Quite how the judges would be able to ascertain her beauty if they couldn’t see her face is not explained, but, I suppose they could take into account other factors…

Qory Sandioriva
Qory Sandioriva shows some leg as well as her face

Menculik Miyabi

The latest craze to hit Indonesia is a young Japanese lady called Maria Ozawa (or better known as Miyabi):


 Maria Ozawa, Menculik Miyabi
But looks can be deceiving, and despite her undeniably sweet and cute face, Miyabi makes her living from Japanese AV, a bizarre world in which sexy ladies do the strangest things unimaginable.

Yep unimaginable. And I mean really unimaginable.

Now I won’t delve into it too deeply (sorry!) but I will say that her first "inte##acial" title was called Multiple Bl#ck R#pe and it was released by Dasdas in May 2008 (no googling please: Minister for Communication and Information Technology Mohammad Nuh would NOT be pleased).

And after a series of “conventional films” she then recorded the infamous and highly controversial film Shemale O#gy Gan#ba#g R#pe (with three transsexual actresses naturally), followed by a film in the Japanese por#n tentacle r#pe genre called, unimaginatively enough, Monster Swallowing Ecstasy Maria Ozawa.

Anyway, the lovely lass is due over at the end of October to record footage for an Indonesian film called Menculik Miyabi (kidnapping Miyabi). For her services – none of which will be sexual you should understand – she stands to net a cool Rp1 billion.

Monster tentacles anyone? Yummy!

Fauzi Baadilah: red tape on 9 Naga

There’s lots of red tape in Indonesia and it gets everywhere.

Even into films and onto Fauzi Baadilla's belly button – admittedly objectionable content but hardly likely to corrupt the nation’s youth.

At the same time, the authorities didn’t like the tagline of the film either.

Entitled "Manusia terbaik di Indonesia adalah seorang penjahat" (The best man in Indonesia is a criminal) – it probably is just a tad too close to the truth :) - and all the posters had to be taped over only a month prior to the film's release (New Order style).

In his love life Fauzi Baadilah has also seen red and married the beautiful Uzbekistan model Senk Lotta.

So far she’s avoided the red tape over her body parts but experienced the red tape at immigration where she was asked to pay a Rp700,000 fine for failing to have an exit permit.

Well she should have red the rules shouldn’t she? Hahaha!

Farah Quinn: hot stuff

Whether you are a seasoned chef or cooking-impaired, we’re sure you’d like to be shown the ways of the kitchen by Indonesia’s sexiest chef, the simply irrespirable Farah Quinn:

sexy Farah Quinn Yes; instant noodles do provide short term hunger relief. But if you really want to be satisfied it’s best to take your time and make the necessary preparations for the real thing…

sexy Farah Quinn
Hot and spicy. And it’s not the noodles we are talking about either

Manohara

The pain.
The anguish.
And the suffering.

Nope, being deflowered over in Malaysia can’t have been nice.

But it sure turned out to be the career move of a lifetime!!!



Watch her "true" story - unfold daily on RCTI at 6.00pm.

I just wonder how they are gonna go about tackling the juicy parts. :)

Dewi Rezer

Dewi Rezer sexy pic
I liked to “mess around” with the boys at school, claims Indonesian modelling sensation Dewi Rezer.

I bet she did!