Aline Tumbuan: subjected to horrific torture techniques!

Poor Aline Tumbuan. This lovely Indonesian model is in serious trouble after being found with a pair of scissors in her bag at Jakarta’s Soekarno-Hatta international airport.

She claims that she needed the scissors to cut her nails.

Ostensibly a reasonable answer, but also the sort of clever reply you’d expect from a dangerous terrorist of course.

So she was immediately taken away for “questioning” by Detachment 88, Indonesia's counter-terrorism unit:

Aline Tumbuan

No I’ve never met Bin Laden! Honest!

Aline Tumbuan

And what are you going to do to me next?!!!