What would you rather have: Vitalia Sesha or a new Chopard Happy Sport watch?

Okay; let’s look at the watch first.

The Chopard Happy Sport La vie en rose watch has the signature elements of the Happy Sports series: gorgeous mobile diamonds that travel freely across the mother-of-pearl dial which has a contoured rose on it!

It’s a Chopard, which if you didn’t know, makes some of the finest watches on the planet - and probably in the entire universe as well.

Prices go up to Rp299 billion but the one given to Vitalia Sesha by Ahmad Fathanah, an aide to former PKS chairman Luthfi Hasan Ishaaq, is cheap by comparison at a trifling Rp70 million.

Yes, the Chopard Happy Sport watch is so unbelievably sexy and gorgeous, you’d never want to get your hands off it. And Ahmad Fathanah was probably thinking the same thing – and not just about the watch!

As for the lovely Vitalia Sesha, well, she is also a pleasure to behold - but unlike the exquisitely crafted Chopard Happy Sport watch (which is made in Switzerland), her curves and exquisite lines are undoubtedly a heavenly creation. Get her on your wrist arm and you’d be the envy of your friends.

Compared to the Chopard Happy Sport watch, the initial cost may seem much less. But watch out. Because the maintenance costs are much, much higher!!! Hahaha!

Just like the Chopard Happy Sport La vie en rose watch, Vitalia Sesha will set you back a pretty fortune.

Whulandary Herman: The HOT pictures

Best known for its fiery Minang cuisine and matriarchal culture, the Indonesian province of West Sumatra can now be proud that one of its finest daughters, the delightfully alluring Whulandary Herman (23), has been crowned as Miss Indonesia 2013, and will go on to represent the country in this year’s Miss Universe competition.

Whulandary beat off 37 other hotties, including South Sumatra’s Marisa Sartika Maladewi (first runner-up) and Bali’s Cok Istri Krisnanda (second runner-up).

Indonesia’s previous attempts to win the contest have often ended in farce with overweight contestants mumbling in broken English and, most disconcertingly of all, even refusing to wear swimwear.

So, is Whulandary the girl to end this miserable run? Well we certainly think so!

She has lovely skin-tone, don't you think?

What a great body she has!!!

Just as well the T-shirt is long enough...

Penelope Pitstop vs. Cinta Penelope

Penelope Pitstop is a fictional character from the legendary Hanna-Barbera animated series Wacky Races.

Cinta Penelope, by comparison is very much real and even has a ridiculously outlandish “tramp stamp” on her right arm.



Driving her suggestively named “Compact Pussycat” automobile, Penelope Pitstop is in a constant battle to keep herself safe from the evil clutches of her archnemesis, the Hooded Claw.

Likewise, Cinta Penelope’s automobile could also be considered a pussy wagon, although the Indonesian headturner is said to have a liking for rogue types, especially westerners who she says she likes for their “openness” and “tolerance”.

Yet time seems to be running out for Cinta Penelope and her parents have suggested that she has an arranged marriage with a policeman.

Just how much more wacky can you get than that?!!!

Maria Selena does the bikini shot!

Confounding her critics and delighting her fans, Indonesia’s entrant into this year’s Miss Universe has seemingly managed to pull off (sic) the impossible – the risqué bikini shot!

It’s an image that sends the blood pulse racing and should, at the very least, guarantee the Javanese head turner a lot more respect and attention. Whether it will help her win the contest remains to be seen – she is up against a lot of stiff competition in that regard – but the lovely Maria should definitely be in contention. Well done that girl!

Hantu Budeg film review

As corny as a pack of Tortilla chips, Hantu Budeg is yet another addition to Indonesia’s growing library of silly horror films.

In this particular case, the film’s plot – if you can call it that – revolves about a young girl named Ayu, who is left heartbroken by her husband after he dumps her for another woman staying in the nearby Cempaka Hotel.

Ayu’s response to her unfortunate predicament is, however, a tad excessive: she kills herself with the help of her grandfather (don’t ask why).

Subsequently she becomes a ghost – and a particularly vindictive one at that – as she goes on a brutal killing spree at the hotel.

And noone is spared her wrath.

Not even the inimitable Tyas Mirasih!

Hantu Budeg stars (sic) Tyas Mirasih, Keith Foo, Amel Alvie, Awang Sogi, Febriyanie, Zidni Adam, and Anie Klaus.